The Gematriculator

There’s this little magic trick that Christians apparently can use to judge the holiness of a text. It’s called Gematria, and in my opinion it’s a bunch of bullshit. Regardless, someone cooked up a funny little meter that uses the principles of Gematria on a person’s website, and gives you a value of where your blog/site ranks on a scale of “good” to “evil”.

I figured it would be a different kind of meme for once.

My website scores the following:

With a total score of 483553.

In this score, the highest ranking sentences (if I ignore the computer written code) are

at least once i installed a crack and a no-overheating trainer; i managed to avoid the biggest bugs and play until the end of the game (btw – it shows what good programmers are behind the game, if software pirates have to fix the bugs for the people who actually pay for the game. – which is good for 17059 points. I guess the old guy up there likes software cracks.

i ran into this story on alicia’s blog, normally i turn back when content theft is mentioned, but i thought by the title this would be different from former dramas. – which is good for 11025 points. Yahweh must like dramahz!

As a comparison, the main Second Life website scores 9% evil and 91% good. While the Second Life blog scores 29% evil and 71 % good. I bet M’s post pissed off someone influential.

Surprisingly, this sentence on the Linden blog did rate for a whole of 20241 points.

the vast majority of responses from you confirmed that you agree, it makes sense to free up the linden engineers from working to support an operating system used by so few residents, and instead we should let them move on to other work which will benefit a much larger group. – The big man approves, does that mean he’s getting jealous of Steve Jobs?

~ by Soeverein on July 25, 2008.